Thoughts, images and borrowed words.
May 2012
At school
- Teacher: Which career do you want to do?
- Me: Cato.
- Teacher: What?
- Me: What?
"if i met you in real life..." finish it in my ask.
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Awww! Poor Pluto!
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Cheezus Christ, this had better not be the zombie apocalypse. Miami people, please be safe.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IMPLEMENT ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLAN.
HOLY SHIT IT’S REALLY HAPPENING
better start doing cardio
Only in Florida. /cries a single tear as palm trees sway in the background and florida’s flag waves gently in the wind
Well I would have liked to gotten into shape first, but oh well. LET’S DO THIS!
Of course it had to be in Miami. OF COURSE.
^ This. I was surprised but not surprised. Miami WOULD be the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. Meth? Ninja please, more like zombie meth.
I’m *definitely* going the gym today. Just in case …