March 2011
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
avianalee:
ifgengarhadamustache:
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
Play with my hair. Kiss my neck. Hold my waist....
Considering I wont actually ask you, out loud, to do these things, Im asking here. You probably wont even see this.
Best Hipster Quote Rebuttals
fornowwhoknows:
xlisali:
LOL honestly.
I like some hipster stuff, but yes. this is hilarious!
“Because Im a bench.” Genius! (@hollyalyxfinch)
“Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop”
– Gossip Girl - Blair Waldorf (via quote-book)
“Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This...”
– Henry Rollins (via quote-book)
When you feel the hardcore part of Bohemian...
Hold up!
It’s coming….
Wait for it…
NOW!
Every damn time.
