When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
avianalee: ifgengarhadamustache: You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?”
Play with my hair. Kiss my neck. Hold my waist....
Considering I wont actually ask you, out loud, to do these things, Im asking here. You probably wont even see this.
Best Hipster Quote Rebuttals
fornowwhoknows: xlisali: LOL honestly. I like some hipster stuff, but yes. this is hilarious! “Because Im a bench.” Genius! (@hollyalyxfinch)
Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop– Gossip Girl - Blair Waldorf (via quote-book)
Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This...– Henry Rollins (via quote-book)
When you feel the hardcore part of Bohemian...
Hold up! It’s coming…. Wait for it… NOW! Every damn time.